Sometimes my ears and nose bleed when I’m bringing my Piper in for a landing, should I be worried?

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Thanks- and GOD bless-

Captain Art Griego

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Answer by Verlene Schmecky Myass
It’s Pontius Stigmata. Unlike the Stigmata of Christ which causes its most holy sufferers to bleed with the wounds Jesus suffered on the cross, The Pontius Stigmata imitate the wounds of Pontius Pilate which were inflicted upon him by his ex-wife for failure to pay spousal support. Pay up now! You have been warned!

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4 Responses to “Sometimes my ears and nose bleed when I’m bringing my Piper in for a landing, should I be worried?”

  1. Vernon Dozier: Redux says:

    LOLZ @ Schmecky :)

  2. Telekinetic French Toast w/syrup says:

    Well, if you weren’t practicing erotic asphyxiation in the cockpit, that wouldn’t happen.

    Really, Art. I thought you had gotten over these deviant practices a couple of years ago. Needless to say, I will NOT be telling our children about this problem of yours. In fact, I’m almost inclined to go back to court to have your visitation privileges revoked after this little incident.

  3. folkmouse says:

    Um. I would be worried. Maybe it’s an effect of coming down from a high altitude?

  4. Prometheus Unbound says:

    You are descending too fast my friend. If the Son of Man himself was coming down from the clouds at too rapid a rate of descent I suspect he’d be bleeding all over his beard and robe as well!